Song Parodies -> "Turkey One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Turkey One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Vicky

The Lyrics

This song came to be after a drama trip I took my eighth grade year. Our bus was hit by a turkey while we were driving back home. Fortunately no one was hurt, but the bus smelled and the windshield was broken, and we had to get a new bus.

Oh turkey, turkey
How were we supposed to know
That you were gonna hit us
Oh turkey, turkey
You were flyin' on down the road
And then you hit us

Show me where you should be buried
Tell me turkey
Cuz your guts are gory
I might barf

[Chorus]
Your weird flight path is killing me
I wanna know, do you still bleed
When you touched down, we lost our minds
Give us a sign
If you hit us turkey one more time

Oh turkey, turkey
You have no excuse, it's true
Did you drink pre-flight beer
Oh turkey, turkey
We stole some feathers from you
We wanted souvenirs

Our bus you decided to bust
Stupid turkey
My parents were worried
'bout my safety

[Chorus]

Oh turkey, turkey
How were we supposed to know
Oh turkey, turkey
That crash was quite a blow

I must confess
That your gory mess
Is gagging me now
Don't you see I cannot breathe
But we will be fine
If you give us a sign
If you hit us turkey one more time

[Chorus]

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