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Song Parodies -> "Ozzy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ozzy Man"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Why the Osbournes are a hit, I'll never know!
I am Ozzy Man!

Ozzy and his kin
Are on MTV committing sin
Can he talk at all?
Or will he walk into the wall?
Is he just comatose?
or has he taken an overdose?
We'll just turn the dial
This show is considered too vile

His show is a hit
And nobody really knows why
Reality shows
should be ready to say goodbye

We all just watch him
And stare in pure amazement
Watching his family
Cussing with no lament

Kelly has pink hair
Out to lunch Ozzy just doesn't care
His son Jack's a dork
Looking like he eats a lot of pork

Why do we watch them?
They act without a soul
Why should we watch them?
Instead of Anna Nicole

Sharon cusses more
Her mouth sounds like it's from a whore
Taking as much as he can
Ozzy Man slurs again!

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 13

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