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Song Parodies -> "Guy That No One But I Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy That No One But I Want"

Parody Written by:

Lydia

The Lyrics

I wrote this not only because I like the original, but because I asked a geek out for a dare last November. He said no, but I ended up falling for him, and asking him out again, for real. Joke's on me, I guess.
It's Friday night at the dance and I'm waiting
To finally ask out a guy who isn't as cool as me
His name is Tim, he's a smart guy with braces
He also has glasses, but what the heck, so do I

And when he walks,
All the wind blows
Yet no one sees him
But he'll always notice me

He's watching basketball
Trying to be a tough guy
He likes to avoid me
See my reflection in his eyes

It's like a bad movie
He sees right through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin "Do you see through me?!"
As I fell miserably
Trying to get the guy that no one but I want
Yeah he's the guy that no one but I want

He likes the internet and I like going swimming
Not even sure if he likes any type of music
He said he'd like to go to a live chat
There's somthing 'bout him that is just so darn confusing

And when he walks,
All the wind blows
Yet no one sees him
But he'll always notice me

He's watching basketball
Trying to be a tough guy
He likes to avoid me
See my reflection in his eyes

He likes them tall, athletic
Dark hair, dark eyes
He has no visions in his dreams
He's not as smart as he seems

It's like a bad movie
He sees right through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin "Do you see through me?!"
As I fell miserably
Trying to get the guy that no one but I want
Yeah he's the guy that no one but I want

There he goes again,
Glasses on, braces on his teeth
He broke my heart, I was his biggest fan,
All I wanted was to hold his hand!

I'm watching basketball,
Trying to be a geek girl
I'm trying to avoid him,
Sees my reflection in his eyes
I can't get into basketball
He's not there to break my fall,
All I like are rock bands, rock bands, rock bands

It's like a bad movie
He sees right through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin "Do you see through me?!"
As I fell miserably
Trying to get the guy that no one but I want
Yeah he's the guy that no one but I want


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me - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
awww its sad but i like it. its a little off pacing tho, but its good. =)
jocelyn - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
hey jocelyn 16.yearold grade.10 i love guy nice.sweet.cute.fun.fnuuy.goodlook.cool.find.hot.sexy if i have a boyfriend i will love guy will nice.sweet.sexy.hoy.cute.funny fun goodlook.cool.find. at is i want my guy to be like if like a guy i want.guy to like rome yes like me love jocelyn p.s. i love u guy. el eime
Az - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awww... that's ironic!!! Funkadelic song though. You rock the castle bingo! :D

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