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Song Parodies -> "Holy Ghost Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Holy Ghost Rock 'N' Roll"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Just take that Holy Bible off the shelf,
I sit at home and read it by myself,
today's world's got an empty soul,
I like that Holy Ghost rock 'n' roll,
Don't try and take me to a Rock Show,
I do my dancing before the Lord,
Don't expect to see me in a pew,
I'm gonna praise Him how about you,

I like that Holy Ghost Rock'n'Roll,
that kind of music just moves my soul,
you know I'm talking bout the Lord of Hosts,
I like that Holy Ghost Rock'n Roll.

Won't go to hear them play the same ol'
the same old music they played years ago
There's only one sure way that I will go
Start playing holy ghost rock 'n' roll
Call me a Christian, call me what you will
and I'll admit that, my God died on a hill
the third day from that old grave he rose
and played some holy ghost rock 'n' roll
Chorus , or www.GhettoJohn.8k.Com <-----Thats my site.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 44

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   5
 4   4
 5   34

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Royce Miller - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds good to me
Meriadoc - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This sinner gives ya a 5-4-5! :-D
Jeff Reuben - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Different =)
Ghetto John - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, how did this happen? a Christian Parody in the top 10?
ChuckyG - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
There's actually been more than a few christian parodies submitted to the site over the years.. a few people have also asked for me to create a strictly christian sub-category. But I haven't really had the time, and there aren't enough Christian parodies to really justify giving them their own section (I'd have to do country too I suppose)..
John Jenkins - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Amen! Well done, Ghetto John!
Peregrin - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever, GJ !
Jeremy Otto - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent song!
Rita - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's great... Please give us more.... May God Bless us all with more laughter!!!
souls of black - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
not bad , I really liked the second verse.
UnKnownVotress - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
When all music is good, . . . you can hear the ~Great Spirit~ speaking . . . . "How Far is Heaven?" . . . . . . Lord can you tell me . . . .

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