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Song Parodies -> "Windows Crashed"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Boris Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Windows Crashed"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

I was working on a spreadsheet late one night
When my eyes suddenly saw the screen of death ignite
as my computer at my desk began to crash
It was Windows, it was no surprise

(As it crashed)
It was a Windows crash
(As it crashed)
It was a blue screen crash
(As it crashed)
My data was lost in a flash
(As it crashed)
It did that Windows crash

From where I sat I started to reboot
And when Windows came up I was left mute
For when the screen came up I wanted to explode
For there sat another error code

(As it crashed)
It was a Windows crash
(As it crashed)
It was a blue screen crash
(As it crashed)
My data was lost in a flash
(As it crashed)
It did that Windows crash

Can Windows ever properly run?
Maybe I should buy a Sun
Now it's time for another scan
What has Microsoft done?

The noise was shocking,
When I first heard the sound
Within the fan humming I could hear a slight pound
As I began to wonder would my computer survive
I then heard the noise and there went my hard drive

(As it crashed)
It was a Windows crash
(As it crashed)
It was a blue screen crash
(As it crashed)
My data was lost in a flash
(As it crashed)
It did that Windows crash

So I bought a new computer, but something
seemed to keep me offline, I couldn't get a ping
I called technical support but they insist "the line is dead"
at that point I was now pissed

(As it crashed)
It was a Windows crash
(As it crashed)
It was a blue screen crash
(As it crashed)
My data was lost in a flash
(As it crashed)
It did that Windows crash

I was a fool, but then I remembered this command
"Format" I typed as I felt quite grand
For soon I would install a much better o.s.
FreeBSD is now the key to my success.

(There's no crash)
I no longer crash
(There's no crash)
And now I use bash
(There's no crash)
I threw Windows in the trash
(There's no crash)
I no longer crash

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