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Song Parodies -> "Nantucket Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Nantucket Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Based on the television sitcom, "Wings."
**Man who flies into the Nantucket airport on "Wings"**

Is this the airport?
Is this just Nantucket?
Mechanic's not bright
This cannot be reality
(I'll) Open my eyes
Look up to the skies and see
It's just an airport, it need some sympathy
Because It's really dumb, really slow
They're very high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to them, to them

**Brian Hackett**

Helen, just killed a man
Put toy guns against his head
Pulled my trigger, she's brain dead
Helen's a pretty woman
But now she's gone and thrown her cello away
Helen, ooo
Don't know why you won't date pi--
--lots won't not back again right here tomorrow
Helen's gone, Helen's gone, as if Nantucket really matters

**Roy Biggins**

Too late, her time has come
She is a Southern pine
Playing cello all the time


Goodbye ev'rybody - Nantucket blows
Gonna leave y'all behind and face the truth

**Joe Hackett**
Helen, ooo - (**Lowell** I love cable TV)
don't want you to die
You sometimes wish I'd never been born at all


I see a little silhouetto of a babe


Helen who? Helen who? Oh, would you like a mango?


Thunderbolt and lightning - are very very frightening t'me
Mr. Lowell, Mr. Lowell,
Mr. Lowell, Mr. Lowell,
Mr. Lowell Helen, no - No, Helen, noooooooooooo


But I'm just a Southern gal and nobody loves me


She's just a poor belle from a poor family
Please end this strife and this monstrosity


Really dumb, really slow - will you let me go?


Hey Helen! No - we will not let you go - let her go
Hey Helen! No - we will not let you go - let her go
Hey Helen! No - we will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (Lowell!!)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooooooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -


Oh mama mia, mama mia, here I go again


She is a dud, has a devil put aside for she
for she
for sheeeeeeeeeeeee


So you think you can date me and kiss me you piiiiii-
(-lots!) So you think you can love me and leave me to cry
Oh Brian - y'all can't do this to me Brian
Just gotta get out - just gotta fly right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me


Anyway the wind blows...

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hoip chiggs - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeez this blows. ANd WINGS wasn't that funny either.
Cesar - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Wings is the best serie in the world!!! Where can find caps of the serie???

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