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Song Parodies -> "You're Caffeine"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You're Caffeine"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

You come from a machine, sugar and cream
Keep me alert at my work
You're caffeine, you're beautiful and you perk

You're all frothy and swirls, ooh, the steam furls
Café Latte of mine
You're caffeine, amphetamine and divine

You're my java - you're so wet
I need that rush - so there's no regret
You scald my tongue - tastebuds went pop
But, when I drank I could not stop

You cause me some bad dreams and rattle my sleep
Keep me awake in the night
You're caffeine - I'm jitterin' - that's alright

(kazoo solo)

Coffee baby if by chance
I spill a cup down upon my pants
If by mistake in my lap you plop
Ooh that's no prob - I'll sue the shop!

You're dispensed from machines, you spill in my car
Give me the runs ev'ry day
You're caffeine, you're beautiful and au lait
You're caffeine, so beautiful on my tray
You're caffeine, keep me buzzin' all workday
All day, awake, no way
I'll stay, must have - café


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 37

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Claude Prez - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this one! Well done, you two!
Tone-Def - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I second what claude said
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Brava for the java! All fives!
Bob Gomez - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pure caffeine, What a stimulant, And I'm flyin'! Go Go Go M & P!
John Jenkins - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done - I enjoyed seeing the shot taken at frivolous law suits.
Peregrin - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Cheap law suits? We did? Oh yeah, umm, we did!..... That or it was just a song about caffeine!
mandamoo - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Coffee isn't my cup of, loved your parody though !
Meriadoc - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Many thanks for everyone who took this to the weekly #1! We do appreciate it! :-D
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You guys must be parody-gurus or something......I am just totally blown away by the consistently superior quality of your material !
Larry G - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
A coffee drinker myself..but not as much as i used to..your song is another way to get my fix. Good Job
NorCALvotress - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Dear M & P . . . Enjoy a PEET's as you indulge in the ThanksGiving Holiday, Sir ! . . . Oh, perhaps they don't in Austrailia ! ?

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