-> "Buzz, Buzz (went the table saw)"
Original Song Title:
"Swing, Swing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Buzz, Buzz (went the table saw)"
The Lyrics
I'm simply cutting boards
I'm fixing the shed
It's snowing really hard
My thoughts have wandered
My arm's now gone
Blood's on the snow
And as I screamed I had fainted
What did I think of it all
When it fell?
I have been safe for this long
What the hell
I don't have a clue...
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz from the table saw
Fainting: the pain it has knocked me out
Please come and retrieve my arm
You stupid dog
My arm is in a brace
They're sewin' it on
The tension's really high
I knew I was wrong
The blade was old
My arms were cold
So I could not move them in time
Did you learn your lesson, or
You're not done!
Please do not go and finish it
In the cold
I'll send help for you...
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz went the table saw
Fainting: the pain it has knocked me out
Please come and retrieve my arm
You stupid dog
Barry, PLEASE!
(Why don't you call some help, now)
Please call for
(Some help. some help, some help...)
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz went the table saw
Fainting: the pain it has knocked me out
Please come and retrieve my arm
You stupid dog
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