Larry Not-my-favorite-one
Curly Beat-on-you-for-fun
Hey you drooling knuckleheads
Don't throw pies at Moe

Once I woke up with a soiten conclusion
I should give my friends a comic contusion
Grabbed their noses with the pliers
Poke right to the eye

Though you're innocent I still wanna smack ya
Hey you morons help me try out this hacksaw
I hear the noises when you're scheming
I hear your pea brain

Larry Not-my-favorite-one
Curly Beat-on-you-for-fun
Hey you drooling knuckleheads
Don't throw pies at Moe

Moiderizin ya cuz you broke the bunkbed
Gonna take a monkey wrench to your lunk head
And when I say "Oh, you're a wise guy"
It surely means that I'm not Moe

On a stormy sea you're splashed through the porthole
Your intelligence is always a quart low
I'd knock your brains out if you had some
You resemble that remark

Larry Not-my-favorite-one
Curly Beat-on-you-for-fun
Hey you drooling knuckleheads
Don't throw pies at Moe

Curly's gone
Now it's time for some slappin'
Curly's gone
Try to think; nothin' happens
Now your life's no longer Shemp-free
Curly Joe is waiting too