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Song Parodies -> "I Cry"

Original Song Title:

"The Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I Cry"

Parody Written by:

Album Cornix

The Lyrics

7th In my album parody of "Achtung Baby"
It's no secret that men can't even blink an eye.
It's no secret that boys get into lots of fights.
They say cowboys sometimes duelled at noon.
Y'know I just hope no one comes in this room.

It's no secret that when lifting, that men refuse help.
It's no secret that they pretend to need no one else.
It's a secret right now, that I will tell someone else.
So I'm telling you, girl.

Voice 1
A man will beg
A man will crawl
On the scorn from a love
And I cry to the wall.
It's no secret no more.

Voice 2
Even when walking from a
Burning car.
men pretend it
didn't hurt....alright?

It's no secret, we all pretend to be the best.
It's no secret, even if we get shot in the chest.
Even being eaten by a cannibal; or cut by a thief
All men just pretend to feel no grief.

Voice 1
A man will beg
A man will crawl
On the scorn from a love
And I cry to the wall.
It's no secret no more.

Voice 2
Even when walking from a
Burning car.
men pretend it
didn't hurt....alright?

Even when walking from a burning car
Men pretend it didn't hurt, alright?

Voice 1
A man will beg
A man will crawl
On the scorn from a love
And I cry to the wall.
It's no secret no more.

Voice 2
Even when walking from a
Burning car.
men pretend it
didn't hurt....alright?

It's no secret that men can't even blink an eye
We all know that men hurt, so why do they lie?
Look, it's gotta go - things gotta change.
If you tell anyone, your face I'll rearrange.

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