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Song Parodies -> "Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See Paris"

Original Song Title:

"Me Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See London"

Original Performer:

Lots of kids across America

Parody Song Title:

"Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See Paris"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Now, I have no idea when this all originated, but here are the original lyrics, for those who don't know:Me Chinese, me play joke.Me put peepee in your coke, Jing jong ing hang jo,Me go poopoo in the snow I see London, I see france I see someones underpants That's pretty much it.It's just a medly of popular rhymes kids go around saying.
Me Saddam, me play joke
Me put anthrax in your coke
Jihad, jihad, jihad-jo
We do bloodshed in the snow
I see Paris, I see Rome
Someone took my garden gnome

Me Michael, me play joke
Made of plastic, I'm a bloke?
Kung-pow, kung-pow, kung-pow whee
Me make peepee deep as sea
I see Sydney, I see Theeds
Someone took my precious weed

We Enron, we play joke
We crashed the stocks you bought in Coke
Shazboz, shazoz, nunu, nunu
Mork and Mindy on the tube
I see Norway, I see Utah
Cut off my arm with a woodwork saw

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Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This is so outrageously stupid that it makes it unbelievably funny! Good Job!

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