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Song Parodies -> "The Ransom"

Original Song Title:

"The Anthem"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"The Ransom"

Parody Written by:

Sarah

The Lyrics

Ok I think I must have been drunk when I wrote this... but I'
m seriously sick of being called rude things and I thought it would be fun to kidnap some random b***h who says those things to/about me, don't be too critical! P.S. I do like Good Charlotte but their songs are so easy to parody!
It's a blue day, and I feel so sad
I am hated by my mom and dad
Cause they don't think that difference is for me
At my high school, I get called a freak
5 times per day, 5 days a week
so I kidnap a random Prep I see

Tie it to a chair and throw some fruit
It's the best way to solve a dispute
Never gonna hear the things they say

But I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be
Sued
Don't wanna be sued sued sued
What I tell em' is
This is the Ransom
Give all your cash up
Sued, don't wanna be sued

Go to prison, if they catch this crime
So I'll have to serve a lot of time
But holding people captive isn't bad
They insist on making fun of me
Then they won't say those insults for free
So while I'm at this I will make money

Do you want to be abducted next?
Do ya really wanna be severely hexed?
Then make believe you're not part of that crowd

And I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be
Sued
Don't wanna be sued sued sued
What I tell em' is
This is the Ransom
Give all your cash up
Sued, don't wanna be sued

Diss me once you're warned
Diss me twice you're marked down
Diss me three times, you're going to be kidnapped mext

Sued
Don't wanna be sued sued sued
What I tell em' is
This is the Ransom
Give all your cash up
Stop your complaining
Sarah is reigning!
Sued
Don't wanna be sued sued sued
What I tell em' is
This is the Ransom
Give all your cash up
Stop your complaining
Sarah is reigning!
A Loser wants a ransom (whoa-oa!)
A Loser wants a ransom (whoa-oa!)
A Loser wants a ransom (whoa-oa!)

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ShellyGal - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Sweet. I can totally relate to this parody (die, ye conformists!) heh heh. Yoink.
em - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
kool lyrics!!!!! who's neva had a day like this??!! too kool! : )
Anti Avril - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I FELL YOUR PAIN, I'M ALWAYS MADE FUN OF TOO AND MY PARENT ARE EMBARESSED THAT IM THER DAUGHTER!
BiGdUdE111 - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
well i cant relate to this song because that doesnt happen to me except for the few occasions which rarely come but i thought it was a very funny parody unny
DarkLord - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This Parody Is one of the best I have heard. I almost wet my self laughing.

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