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Song Parodies -> "On A Bender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"On A Bender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Vodka bender
Whiskey neat
Tequilla's in a row
Lager by the jug's a treat
I'm a drunk you know

On a bender
Then Vindaloo
Brain cells now all killed
Four more lagers to get through
Drinking 'til I'm ill

Bacardi breezer
Brandy strong
Think I've pulled a tart
She didn't stay for very long
I couldn't help that fart!

On a bender
Drinking beer
I've had eight or nine
Must admit I'm feeling queer
And still they ain't called time

(I'm paralyric - you are too
A piss-head - this I know
I've been drinking all night through
Nowhere else to go)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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