Song Parodies -> On A Bender
| Original Song Title: | "Love Me Tender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "On A Bender" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan-UK |
Vodka bender
Whiskey neat
Tequilla's in a row
Lager by the jug's a treat
I'm a drunk you know
On a bender
Then Vindaloo
Brain cells now all killed
Four more lagers to get through
Drinking 'til I'm ill
Bacardi breezer
Brandy strong
Think I've pulled a tart
She didn't stay for very long
I couldn't help that fart!
On a bender
Drinking beer
I've had eight or nine
Must admit I'm feeling queer
And still they ain't called time
(I'm paralyric - you are too
A piss-head - this I know
I've been drinking all night through
Nowhere else to go)
Whiskey neat
Tequilla's in a row
Lager by the jug's a treat
I'm a drunk you know
On a bender
Then Vindaloo
Brain cells now all killed
Four more lagers to get through
Drinking 'til I'm ill
Bacardi breezer
Brandy strong
Think I've pulled a tart
She didn't stay for very long
I couldn't help that fart!
On a bender
Drinking beer
I've had eight or nine
Must admit I'm feeling queer
And still they ain't called time
(I'm paralyric - you are too
A piss-head - this I know
I've been drinking all night through
Nowhere else to go)
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