i hate that dog today
she's so bad she always runs away
i can't understand why she's always on the loose
getting into trouble she killed the neighbors goose

yesterday i tried
i wanted to make sure that she stayed inside
the fenced yard where i keep her
but to no avail
that dog got a wild hair
and decided she would bail
she's a bitch
she's a mother
acts like a child
she likes butter
she needs to be beat
for running in the street
she's likes rain
but she's a pain
she's driving me insane
she might live to see another day

to the ASPCA
i won't hurt the dog
she'll be ok
but there are days when i can't stand her and she's aggravating me
and tomorrow she may run away again to go be free

she's a bitch
she's a mother
acts like a child
i must be a sucker
she's always in heat
and running down the street
she's likes rain
but she's a pain
she's driving me insane
you know she only really comes back home to eat

she's a bitch
in the street
always in heat
she's gonna meet a muffler
and then she will suffer
she's a rambler
out to find
trouble of some kind
i know she only really comes back home to eat....woooo..wooo.....ooooowwwwwww