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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Complaining"

Original Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Why Are You Complaining"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

yet another personal parody
Ok, now what?
Now why are you doing this today - well, why?
Here we go again

Have you ever worked with someone who always complains?
I do; It's like everyday seems to be the same ol' same
Your mouth is going now what is it this time?
I'm sick of hearing the same crap that's on your mind
All the problems emotions run dee keep on explodin'
Temper rising from issues I ignore them and keep goin'
Not listening to no one give em hell as long as I'm breathing
Getting up late in the morning and go to work in the evenin'
Leave this place with something you may think I'm not
Just keep moving your mouth 'cause I know it won't stop
Look at me now; I know you're sick of me now ain't you Kimmy?
So I'm gonna piss you off right now

[Chorus]
I'm sorry Kimmy
I never meant to do that
I never meant to piss you off, but today
Why are you complaining (not again)
I said I'm sorry Kimmy
I never meant to do that
I never meant to piss you off, but today
Why are you complaining

Ha! I have been telling so many lies
and I don't know if she knows it
So before this song is over I'm gonna use this
To expose it; I'll take you back to '98
before I worked at McDonalds when everything was great
I had no ego; maybe 'cause I had no one to talk to
That was until then I started talking to you
Just listen, I know she doesn't know the truth
I might as well keep going 'cause it's been abused
I look at my life and it's all one massive lie
Even if I told the truth, she wouldn't believe, I tried
to be normal at work at least for others sake
I maybe told some mistakes
but I'm only human, but I'm man enough to say the truth today
What I told was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But I was always getting attention from everyone
Yeah I loved it, but now everyone knows
This my life, I liked to tell you all on how it goes

[Chorus]

From the stories that I've told I got a bad reputation
It got worse when I came back from my year vacation
I might as well just face it; 'cause I've been mistaken
Figured out why I keep going on what I been saying
It must be because I love to do all the playing
Tell all of my life story, need to start the praying
The whole time I thought I was done when I really wasn't
until you checked, no I'm not, and now I pissed you off again
I did it; so who you gonna tell about me this time Kim?
Is it because you have no life of your own Kim?
So now what? You want me to keep telling you my life stories
So there's no way your life could ever get boring
Their getting so worst now; you do know, you listen
But you'll never know it - 'cause there's a lot you've been missin'
See what I don't get is why you always keep harassing me
Just run your mouth - and keep on attacking me
But how dare you try to even get pissed at me
When in reality you wouldn't even listen to me

[Chorus]

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