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Song Parodies -> "Ode To William Tong"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere I Belong"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To William Tong"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

The guy has written almost 700 parodies (and that's just on THIS website). You've got to hand it to him.
(Let me begin)
I have something to say
And I'll say it on this website called AmIRight
(Don't get confused)
And I'm not talking about S.T.G.
Although he's one of the few that writes good parodies
(I'm here to say)
With all the messages his words reveal
The words make them seem like they are actually real
(Now do not snooze)
Mr. Tong wrote all these songs
'Till this website had grown
And this website has grown

I wanna need! I wanna read!
Stuff that'll make me laugh for weeks!
I want to read his parody and maybe sing along!
I hope that his next one is long.
I wanna need! I wanna read!
More Mr. Tong on this website, please!
I wanna rhyme the way he does it in his song!
Ode to William Tong

(Let me begin)
Still I have more to say
Mr. William Tong is a parody ace
(Don't get confused)
Don't look at everyone hoping to find
Someone who appreciates the way Will Tong can rhyme
(So who am I?)
I'm Matthwala and I want you to see
That if anyone can beat Will Tong's record it's me
(Now do not snooze)
Matthwala's gonna write lots of songs
'Till this website has grown
Way more than it's grown

I wanna need! I wanna read!
Stuff that'll make me laugh for weeks!
I want to read his parody and maybe sing along!
I hope that his next one is long.
I wanna need! I wanna read!
More Mr. Tong on this website, please!
I wanna rhyme the way he does it in his song!
Ode to William Tong

I will never know how William Tong writes parody's alone
'Cause I will always use references to other boys and girls
And I will never be anything until I make it big
I will make it big, hopefully today!

I wanna need! I wanna read!
Stuff that'll make me laugh for weeks!
I want to read his parody and maybe sing along!
I hope that his next one is long.
I wanna need! I wanna read!
More Mr. Tong on this website, please!
I wanna rhyme the way he does it in his song!
Ode to William Tong!

I wanna need! I wanna read!
Stuff that'll make me laugh for weeks!
I want to read his parody and maybe sing along!
I hope that his next one is long.
I wanna need! I wanna read!
More Mr. Tong on this website, please!
I wanna rhyme the way he does it in his song!
Ode to William Tong!
Rate me, please!:)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 20

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Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha it posted! (Am I gonna say this for everything of mine that gets posted? YES! Haha!) I just realized, I sound gay in this song. :
Will - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, Matthwala! I'll will add your parody to the very short list of tributes on my "Parody Wars" page at my web site: http://bootnewt.tripod.com/payback.htm
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey thanks!
BiGdUdE111 - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
hey you made me happy! this is a pretty funny parody

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