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Song Parodies -> "Choose My Wealth"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Choose My Wealth"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, The year was '75, cheesy geek, starts a company
Thinks he can make OS's better already, He's setting
a standard, releasing MSDOS, Pual and Bill are ready
if it bombs, they'll keep on releasing
and promote it around, they're proud up on clouds
Now by word of mouth, a new version comes out
People use it now, IBM wants it, wow
The stock goes up, year is over now
GUI becomes reality, some say its a tragedy
Soon-it's a habit, he jokes
it's really bad, but they don't give up that easy
Now people won't have it, he goes to program and hopes
to gain a bigger scope
Not worried of being broke
He releases another Windows
Now he's buying another new home, this time its
an OS that maintains, yo
His control is witty
He's now captured the moment. Nope, it won't pass him

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, yo

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, you've better

His creation shaping, Novell's feeling the new raping
This world is his for the taking
He'll be king, as computers go toward a, new world order
Sales are now soaring, grab your ".com's", everybody's got 'em
Past, under the water, futures much hotter
Windows is all over, Now grows a new whim
Comes out to propose, attraction has bought her
Creating code, business explodes
Life goes farther at home, he's a father
He comes home to barely know his own daughter
after all the shows, cause here comes another slaughter
Magazines show what's in store, his new product
Once again the ratings have rose
He knows people just gotta
have the next OS, is packaged and sold
for those with servers, and the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, yo

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, you've better

Want more games?, It's become the latest rage
You can afford them if you make above minimum wage
So many people now winning, get ready to engage
You can chew 'em up, spit 'em out, no matter your age
It's the timing, for fighting inside this cyber
Best connection is for you to have fiber
Become slain, or hide, you've died, just a fact
upgrades you can buy so you can shine, thrive
"Please provide the serial number of...", "Read this...", "Agree?"
Understand, these goddam graphics are so hyper
I'd say groovy. Find the next cipher, this is your life
If these levels seem hard, there going to get even harder
Learn the greed and then mislead, plus
be a spotter. A bigger screen becomes no bother, it's just nirvava.
Shitty comp. blue screening, now
room's as hot as sauna
CPU is too hot, another one shot
That makes three at this point. Up again, now email
you've got. Upgrades can't be fought. It's on sale? Not!
Your stress is no longer a fuckin option. What have you got?
Man, seeing blue? Old version's got to go
New version-better then you thought
This lessons been taught
Sweet-new copy bought, The windows community is caught

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, yo

I'll choose my wealth in the world, the moment
I'll own it, I'll never ever let it go
You've better now bought, the newest version of Windows
My community, paying your whole lifetime, you've better.

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

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MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
FOR THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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