Song Parodies -> "Toast For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Toast For Me"

Parody Written by:

Paul Holmes

The Lyrics

Written completely by accident in the summer of 2002 during a period when many of us were obssed with toast...

When I find myself in times of trouble
Buttered crumpets come to me
Heated bread of wisdom
Toast for me
And in my hour of darkness
Bread is grilling right in front of me
Heated bread of wisdom
Toast for me

Toast for me toast for me
Toast for me toast for me
Heat the bread of wisdom
Toast for me

And when the cheese has melted on my
Heated bread you will agree
That toast is the answer
Toast for me
For though they may be parted
Toast goes down oh so well with cheese
Cheese on toast is the answer
Toast for me

Toast for me toast for me
Oh toast for me toast for me
Yeah toasting is the answer
Toast for me

Toast for me toast for me
Oh toast for me toast for me
Heat the bread of wisdom
Toast for me

(Organ solo)

Toast for me toast for me
Oh toast for me yeah toast for me
Heat the bread of wisdom
Toast for me-ee

And when the toast is all burnt
It is still toast and it's shines on me
It's croissant day tomorrow
Toast for me
I wake up to the sound of pop tarts
Shooting forth from my toaster
Heated bread of wisdom
Toast for me-hee

Yeah toast for me toast for me
Toast for me yeah toast for me
Yeah toasting is the answer
Toast for me-hee

Yeah toast for me toast for me
Oh toast for me yeah toast for me
Heat the bread of wisdom
Toast for me

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