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Song Parodies -> "The Lonely Woodchuck"

Original Song Title:

"The Lonley Goatherd"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews from Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"The Lonely Woodchuck"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck - could chuck wood?
Cuts down the trees with his big fat teeth
If this woodchuck could chuck some wood

Works all day long at a mouth of a river
Woodchuck's carryin' lots of wood
Quiet and far from the pirates' cow herd
When this woodchuck builds his dam

Yo-ho sailin' the 7 seas, yo-ho sailing away
Yo-ho sailin' the 7 seas and everybody thinks it's gay

A Chuck on its dam made from all his wood heard
I've got chocolate chips, Ahoy
Men on a ship with some gold to tote heard
Please do not run into me

Men in the midst of confusion, they heard
Where did you hide all of my glue?
Men steering near towards the dam ahead heard
Why did you choose this way?

One grown-up boy in a teal-pink coat said
Don't make me shoot you with my ray
It hollered back to the fruity guy-maid
Why don't you jump in the bay?

Soon the woodchuck got out of nowhere
A pretty large ass piece of wood
Stuck a nail in one end of it
Said that this Bud is for you

Ummm (ummm)...
Old lady (Old lady)
Old lay-ay-dy (Old lay-ay-dy)
Old lady ... ... yodeling ...

One grown-up boy in a teal-pink coat said
Don't make me shoot you with my ray
It hollered back to the fruity guy-maid
Why don't you jump in the bay?

Soon the woodchuck got out of nowhere
A pretty large ass piece of wood
Stuck a nail in one end of it
Said that this Bud is for you

Angry are they lay dee olay dee lee o...
... Yodeling...
Soon this duel will become a legend
About a woodchuck sportin' wood

Old lady, please pay...
Old lady please pay, Old lady please pay
Old lady, old lad-, old lad- old lad-, old lad- old lady
Odl lay odl lay odl lay

HOO!

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