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Song Parodies -> "Eat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

Original Performer:

Micheal Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Eat It"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Wood

The Lyrics

it is about this guy who keeps phoning me.
will you please stop phoning me,
i cannot take it its insane
i will kill you, if you do not stop, so eat it, just eat it
you are persistant it's so annoying,
please stop before i lose my head,
now is the time, for the poison
so eat it, eat it
it is only deadly poison,
sure it will kill you
yes you will die
and i will be free
just eat it just eat it
the guy is called craig, i don't really want to kill him, it just shows how annoying he is!

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Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 19

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daniel horn - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
yes, craig is annoying, i know, well done andy i can never think of any
JusMe - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
is it jus me or did Al Yankivitch write "eat it" jus a question tho!!
Matt - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah he did, and this is not even the whole song. This really, really sucks! If you're going to write make it the entire song, dummass!!!
cody slusher - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
You did not make that up, you just stole that parody from Weird Al

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