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Song Parodies -> "Insane farmer"

Original Song Title:

"Insatiable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Insane farmer"

Parody Written by:

ET (aka Maria Fedichkina)

The Lyrics

Guys, I love Darren Hayes, never meant to offend him! It's just that I see the world in a little dark light.
When moonlight crawls along the street, cheese in, away the summer heat!
Footsteps aside and look below - the world revolves, I've let it go.
We'll build our farm right down this street, the captives love to shepherd sheep.
The candy sweetness scent for you - please bathe your skin, it stinks from you!

Now you need to take a shower, all the races were kinda tough,
And I am scared of touching you.

Chorus

Turn the water on, take off clothes. Let me show how faucet works so you can bathe.
Turn it off - it will stop, you won't get any drop. Now go and bathe and wash your face!

The moonlight plays upon your skin, I hate to keep you over here.
You fell asleep, so I killed you, there are no words, there's only truth.
Breath in, breath out - there is no sound, I dig your grave, you won't get out.
I drag you out, you were a bore, your head keeps hitting wooden floor.

And nobody know that I killed you, the world will not understand
That I grew stronger, look at my hands!

Chorus

Turn the water on, take off clothes. Let me show how faucet works so you can bathe.
Turn it off - it will stop, you won't get any drop. Now go and bathe and wash your face!

Turn the water on, take off clothes. Let me show how faucet works so you can bathe.
Turn it off - it will stop, you won't get any drop. Now go and bathe and wash your face!

You never slept, you always touched my hands, p***ed for hours, talked, made your plans.
Made me feel stupid man just being in the same room.
Now I can sleep, though there's so much to do, so much to raise. Can close my eyes when here's no you.
I'm glad about the way I killed you!

Chorus

Turn the water on, take off clothes. Let me show how faucet works so you can bathe.
Turn it off - it will stop, you won't get any drop. Now go and bathe and wash your face!

Turn the water on, take off clothes. Let me show how faucet works so you can bathe.
Turn it off - it will stop, you won't get any drop. Now go and bathe and wash your face!
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Gerard Rukenau - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Good grief, did this have to be so vulgar and written in such poor English, too?
Anne - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
what did this have to do with anything? Bad imitation of the original song!! One question-if you like darren hayes so much, why are you making fun of his music??

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