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Song Parodies -> "Pick It Up On The First Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Even Better That The Real Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Pick It Up On The First Ring"

Parody Written by:

Album Cornix

The Lyrics

2nd In my Album parody of "Achtung Baby"
Spend the night in a trance, it don't satisfy.
Reading DragonLance's - man my brain is fried.
well my phone is where it's always been -
but it just stays silent and that's obscene!
give me one more chance, don't let me be lonely tonight.

(did you hear that?)
Did the phone ring?
Yeh? The phone rang!
Hear the phone ring.
Pick it up on the first ring.

Drinking wine from France, man that's really gonna sting.
I'm half out of my pants, on my way to the bed-room wing.
Will you ring me child, if I beg please?
we could go out and have fun with real ease.
we could go out to dance, just don't leave me here with nothing.

Did the phone ring?
Yeh? The phone rang!
Hear the phone ring.
Pick it up on the first ring.

You'll find I'm fun if you give me a try.
I'm personable and I won't bite.
Oh now, oh yeah, here she comes...
telephone wire, telephone wire
yeh! telephone wire, yeh! telephone wire

Did the phone ring?
Yeh? The phone rang!
Hear the phone ring.
Pick it up on the first ring.
Pick it up on the first ring.
Pick it up on the first ring.

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
A parady about Telephones! That's sort of Interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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