Dropped out of high school
at an early age

Teacher said you
couldn't even, read a page

Mc Donald's drop -out
Have some where to go

The local pub is where
to make some dough-OH

You mixed up the mustard
(And how about)
with the vanilla custard

You haven't got a clue
What is 2+2 Oooo

Craking out the cocktails
Flriting with males
Don't know the menu
or the special sales

You are such a looser
you hang out with the
boozers