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Song Parodies -> "Halfempty"

Original Song Title:

"Halfcrazy"

Original Performer:

Music

Parody Song Title:

"Halfempty"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

Another one from the King of Food parodies SBE, ally in accomplice wit the young, fresh Neo Matrix. Here's one by MEALSIQ!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum ,yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum ,yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum yum

Never thought that i could ever be less than full.
My stomache's all confused cause i'm used to stuffin my meals in.
I thought it would be cool to diet down,
and i was convinced i would lose some pounds.
My stomach's strange, growlin wit pain.
And really i can't make it on grains.

See, my stomache's half empty, can't keep leavin' meat alone.
(gotta' get food in my system)
And i'm wonderin' if I can keep goin' on.
Said my stomache's half empty, gotta get my grease grub on.
(need some real food in my system)\
And i'm wonderin' if my stomache is about gone.
yeah, yeah

I hate to walk away from grease and chomp on healthilicious bran.
When I ate red meat at dinner, I felt like a real man yeah.
Lately I gotta' watch what I eat,
but I prefer fat than some nasty beets.
I want some hocks cause this taste like box.
Damn! i want my fried foods back.

See, my stomache's half empty, can't keep leavin' meat alone.
(gotta' get food in my system)
And i'm wonderin' if I can keep goin' on.
Said my stomache's half empty, gotta get my grease grub on.
(need some real food in my system)\
And i'm wonderin' if my stomache is about gone.

Ho, ho, hooo- oh oh
oh-oooh oh oh
oh-oooh oh oh
oh o oo ooh oh oh yeah yeah
I can't get along on fat-free
oh yeah yeah
Dreamin' of the nice taste of corn beef.
Thinkin' of turkey wit gravy.
I cannot bare it, i need to eat
whatever, when ever, I need greed.
yeah-yeah

See, my stomache's half empty (oh), can't keep leavin' meat alone(i'm goin' half empty baby).
(gotta' get food in my system)
And i'm wonderin' if I (oh) can keep goin' on (without food).
Said my stomache's half empty (yeah), gotta get my grease grub on (and i'm just not full).
(need some real food in my system)
And i'm wonderin' if my stomache is about gone.( said i just don't feel right)
[repeat]

lisen, i need to eat yeah
on some real meat yeah
I used to, I used to eat on so many things for fulfillment.
yum yum oh oh
yum yum oh oh
yum
oh oh oh
[ 'til the fade]
Check out FILL MY PLATE by Neo Matrix.

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