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Song Parodies -> "Feels so Cold"

Original Song Title:

"Fields of Gold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Feels so Cold"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

It's April 8th as I'm writing this, and we just got snow, and the temperatures are below freezing. At this time of year, it's normally warm, with temperatures in the high 50s or 60s!
You will start to freeze, as the cold wind moves
It feels like January
I wish that the sun would come out and rise
'Cause I'm really feeling cold

So I grab my gloves, and my winter scarf
If feels like January
Put your jacket on, made of feathered down
Because it feels so cold

Where's my winter hat; where's my stupid gloves?
It feels like January
I wish that the sun would come out and rise
'Cause I'm really feeling cold

See the cold wind move, must be ten below
It feels like January
Too cold to be out, go sit in your house
Because it feels so cold

Why the sudden temps in April?
My thermometer must be broken
But I swear that it's freezing out
And I'm really feeling cold
And I'm really feeling cold

Oh, how I now long for those summer days!
When temps rise up to ninety
Where's the stupid sun, and why won't it rise?
Because it feels so cold

You will start to freeze, as the cold wind moves
It feels like January
I wish that the sun would come out and rise
'Cause I'm really feeling cold
'Cause I'm really feeling cold
'Cause I'm really feeling cold
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Rice Cube - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
So much for global warming. Prepare yourself for a new Ice Age!
Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
We'll see if you say that about Global Warming in July when it's 110 degrees =) Funny song!
Rice Cube - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
What, that's not normal in your neck of the woods? :-D
Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL !! Cool stuff, lebeiW15 !

Say, lebeiW15, and Rice Cube, and Jeff Reuben - you folks seem to be Sting aficionado - please, check out my new Sting parody that posted on Sunday:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sting3.shtml

Its title is "Feet Of Mold", and it's a parody of Sting's song "Fields Of Gold". Thanks!
Silencer - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice!

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