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Kelly put some lotion, I told ya
Dont walk out your house without some lotion, I told ya
Girl what you thinking without going out without your lotion
These men dont want no ashy girl, thats scraping off the top oh girl
You ashy girl
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Shavin your legs at 9 AM
Looking all clean and purty
You put on some boots, found somethin' rude
Found out your knees lookin' smokey
Its queasy put some pants on Kelly
Or just rub some baby oil that you use on Nelly ::gasp::
You ashy girl
Your ashy, your sandy, need moisture girl
Your shriveling, your cracking
I never met a girl whos just as ashy as you (on second thought)
Do something before you sandpaper my room
Put some lotion!

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Elbows all out, I gotta say now
You need some Avon therapy
Just what is this? My god your lips
Used up my jar full of vaseline so

(Ashy puts some lotion, its gettin' dry
The room is on fire, now we know why)

Your skirt is too short, your sleeves not too long
Girl, dont you realize it tickles?
When you walk out, people can see
That your elbows look like nipples

(Ashy put some lotion, just why oh why
Do we have to remind you, its not a lie)

Hard
For women like me, who try to stay, clean and silky
You make it hard
For girls like myself, who checks themselves and puts on some cream
You ashy girl, you scaling, your shedding
Oh damn you girl, the Margerines' not working

C R E A M ya need cream
H U R R Y and hurry
V A S E L I N E
Put some lotion!!!

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