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Song Parodies -> "Ashy Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Nasty Girl"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Ashy Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Kelly put some lotion, I told ya
Dont walk out your house without some lotion, I told ya
Girl what you thinking without going out without your lotion
These men dont want no ashy girl, thats scraping off the top oh girl
You ashy girl

Shavin your legs at 9 AM
Looking all clean and purty
You put on some boots, found somethin' rude
Found out your knees lookin' smokey
Its queasy put some pants on Kelly
Or just rub some baby oil that you use on Nelly ::gasp::
You ashy girl
Your ashy, your sandy, need moisture girl
Your shriveling, your cracking
I never met a girl whos just as ashy as you (on second thought)
Do something before you sandpaper my room
Put some lotion!


Elbows all out, I gotta say now
You need some Avon therapy
Just what is this? My god your lips
Used up my jar full of vaseline so

(Ashy puts some lotion, its gettin' dry
The room is on fire, now we know why)

Your skirt is too short, your sleeves not too long
Girl, dont you realize it tickles?
When you walk out, people can see
That your elbows look like nipples

(Ashy put some lotion, just why oh why
Do we have to remind you, its not a lie)

For women like me, who try to stay, clean and silky
You make it hard
For girls like myself, who checks themselves and puts on some cream
You ashy girl, you scaling, your shedding
Oh damn you girl, the Margerines' not working

C R E A M ya need cream
H U R R Y and hurry
Put some lotion!!!


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   3
 5   7

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mscapricorn - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
that was tight, keep doin what you do
lil nadia - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
o that wuzz funny, but its true she do be ashy. keep doin wut u do so can tripining of it holla
Kelly's Back! - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Kelly is number 1 cause she keeps it real unlike B and Chelle.Stop Haten!!!

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