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Song Parodies -> "A Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"Without You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Meriadoc thinketh that Peregrin is trying to out-Malcolm Malcolm... :-D
No, I can't forget the heaving
On your face as you were sneezing
But I guess that's just the way your nose it blows
And while the tears stream from your eyes your mucus flows
Yes, it flows

Well you heard me say god bless you
As I offered you a tissue
'Cos I didn't want your gross germs to be shared
Besides that made it look as if I really cared
About your cold

Disgustin' - with you I have an issue
Try hankies - they can't do any harm
Amaze me - you do not carry tissues
I wish you - had learnt to from your Mom

Now I had trouble believing
Of the problems you had breathing
Because now your nose it like a faucet flows
You wiped the excess on your sleeve it was so gross
Yes, it's gross

Don't sneeze - I do not want pneumonia
"Gesundheit" - then I back away more
Some Nyquil - is needed in the picture
Go now - buy Kleenex from the store
(Just go find a tissue)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 20

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mandamoo - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Gross.....not your parody, I loved that ; )
Nilsson - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This is what I meant to write! Funny!
Nice Job - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Think 'twould be a bit stronger if you used the same rhyme scheme as the original in the chorus -- make the first words of that section rhyme consistently (live/give).

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