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Song Parodies -> "Computer Man"

Original Song Title:

"Family Man"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Computer Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

She had sulky smile
She took her standard pose
As she presented herself
She had sultry eyes
She made it perfectly plain
That she was his for a price

But he said
Leave me alone
I'm a computer man
And my bark is
Much worse than my bite
He said, leave me alone
I'm a computer man
But if you push me too far
I just might

She wore hurt surprise
As she rechecked her
Make-up to protect herself
Dropped her price and pride
She made it totally clear
That she was his for a night

But he said
Leave me alone
I'm a computer man
And my bark is
Much worse than my bite
He said, leave me alone
I'm a computer man
But if you push me too far
I just might

She gave him her look
It would have worked
On any other man around
He looked her up and down
She knew he couldn't decide
If he should hold his ground

But he said
Leave me alone
I'm a computer man
And my bark is
Much worse than my bite
He said, leave me alone
I'm a computer man
But if you push me too far
I just might

She turned, tossed her head
Unlike her opening move
Her final exit line
He waited much too long
But by the time he got his
Courage up, she was gone

(She said "Please let me on the computer")

Then he screamed
Leave me alone
I'm a computer man
And my bark is
Much worse than my bite
He said, leave me alone
I'm a computer man
But if you push me too far
I just might

He said leave me alone
I'm a computer man
And I don't think
I won tonight
He said, leave me alone
I'm a computer man
If you push me too far
I just might............

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Dr. R.E.Sident - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Do you know who actually wrote the song "Family Man"? Hint: It WASN'T Hall or Oates!
Michael Hack - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It was Mike Oldfield who originally did this song with Maggie Reilly.

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