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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Was Born A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Until The End Of The World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Was Born A Girl"

Parody Written by:

Album Cornix

The Lyrics

4th In my album parody of "Achtung Baby"
Guess you haven't seen me in quite a while,
I used to be so bold, now I'm crossing lines.
last time I dressed, it was in the men's room.
now I want to be your bride, not groom.
look at me dude, I look so fine.
everybody understands except you.
you were told I wish I was born a girl..

I called you honey, it made you think
you missed the point really, and you spilled your drink.
you asked me, if I didn't mind.
to shave my legs, or put makeup on my eyes.
In the garden I was playing the tart.
I kissed your lips and broke your heart.
You, you knew that I wish I was born a girl.

In my dreams, It's girl's clothes I borrow,
In a bikini I would be able to swim.
Testosterone free, leaving me be,
To dress to my whim.
No more regret just waves of joy.
I really don't want no more to be a boy.
You, you knew that I wish I was born a girl.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Rice Cube - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee hee...
Admiral Memo - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Transvestites and Hermaphrodites unite!
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, unite, you have nothing to lose but your...mind as you approach the restrooms. Decisions, decisions. Where have you gone, Julia Sweeney? (She played "Pat" on Saturday Night Live.)
Allicat - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good job- LOL- it's so funny!!: )

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