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Song Parodies -> "Ham and chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Girls and Boys"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Ham and chicken"

Parody Written by:

Sparky Ball

The Lyrics

Ironically enough, I, the author, am a vegetarian.
with relish,
won't share it,
too selfish,
not much to say in most conversations,
because his mouth is full of wet salivation,
looking at a Big Mac

Girls don't like beef, girls like Ham and Chicken,
Boys will take their ham when they're not looking.

and shopping sprees,
she doesn't really like these kinda things,
She just like Mcdonalds every day,
when we'd go on dates I'd have to pay,
it's lucky she found out she's gay.

These girls like their ham like these boys like their beef,
girls with their chicken boys take when not lookingX4


Eat meat!

All of these girls, yeah get all of these boys,
losing our beefin a vegetarian world X4

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 16

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