-> "Pickle Juice"
Original Song Title:
"Pimp Juice" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Can you open this jar? That's all I need baby
Just open the jar.. c'mon
Pickle juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I can't get the lid a-loose
Won't come loose, won't come loooooose
I want the pickles in the pickle juice
Not pig feet juice, or even boiled egg juice
I think I need the lid a-loose
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
I'm at the...corner store, keepin' it real
With the, candy treats that you can eat like a meal
Like the 'Lemonheads' Oooh! But leave mine alone
No you can't have none of mine - You need to go get your own
Oooooooooooooooh, man, that's what we're munchin' baby
"Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys
.. I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we stride
Don't act like you never seen it befo'
You done moved out the hood, can't get no pickles no mo'
Man please - GET OUT - what you still here fo'?
Got a Vlassic? Uh-uh, that's got to go
Cause you wanna eat the ones in the jar, don'tcha?
You really wanna eat the ones in the jar, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha bite it
Man you know you from the hood, so why you tryin' to fight it?
Now they..wrap it in plastic (yeah) sometimes in paper (uh-huh)
Bigger the pickle, than the bigger the flavor
Now listen - I bought the pickes (ooh) I went up and paid
And uhh - I got some candy (ooh) and cherry Koolaid
That's right I - got Koolaid not that cheap Flavor-Aid
And while I - mix mine with water they use old Gator-Aide
Just an example of hood I grew up in
If we were walkin, then we goin' to get sumpin'
I axed my momma and she gave me a dollah
Them kids got nothin, now they all wanna hollah
"Give me a taste and I'm-a pay you tomorrow"
Y'all better back up, ain't no food you can borrow
Cause you wanna bite the one in the jar, dont'ha?
You really wanna bite the one in the jar, dont'cha?
You're in a hurry- SLOW DOWN - I don't like how you lookin'
Better...go get your own, cause this one here's been took-en
(I think I just..
need to take this time and explain to 'em exactly..
what the pickle juice is all about)
Uh, hear me out now
Now the pickle juice is anything at the sto' you can get
It could be pickles, some candy, or straight chocolate
It don't MATTER! You got the munchies too!
Come to think about it - baby boy, I'm walkin' wit you
You got mo' - cash in the bank, got mo' gas in your tank
But I can't ride in your car- MAN, IT STANKS!
I tell you man it's a cryin shame..
People think that Vlassic is the same - you hear me mayne
Pickle juice is color blind
It's in the hood with all creeds and kinds
From ages 20 right down to 9
You better get your own, don't be bitin' mine, no friend of mine
Cause you wanna eat the one in the jar, don'tcha?
You really wanna eat the one in the jar, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - you'll be alright
But you better not be stealin' that - You know you ain't right
Let's get some pickle juice
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