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Song Parodies -> "Stun Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Long Run"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Stun Gun"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

I used to worry a lot, I used to cower a lot
I'd never go out if the sun was down
I got so annoyed cuz I was paranoid
So I journied to the rough part of town
Oh I was so nervous, it was so freaky
Then I met a salesman selling weaponry

Now I'm not a pansy cuz I got me a stun gun (got a stun gun)
No one messes with me cuz I got me a stun gun (got a stun gun)
People try pickin fight, but what they do not know
I am packin some heat, 'bout a thousand volts
With my stun gun, ooh I'm armed and dangerous with my stun gun

So I was standing in line at the Texaco Station
Waiting just to pay for my gas
When the guy in front of me in line
Pulled a knife and demanded cash
Well I reached for my wallet, but gave him a suprise
A zap from my little friend right between the eyes

Now he's in the E.R. cuz of my little stun gun (little stun gun)
I hope that he sees now that he messed
With the wrong one (with the wrong one)

Better watch all the moves that you're makin'
Turn your balls into two lumps of bacon

With my stun gun, ooh I'm gonna zap ya with my stun gun
Got a stun gun, ooh I'm armed and dangerous with my stun gun

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T-Dawg - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a cool parody it fits the original song. Use that stun gun!!!!!!
Billy Florio - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow,another excellent one today!

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