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Song Parodies -> "Bollin'"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Limp Bizcut

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Ethan Hubbard

The Lyrics

I know this song sucks but hey I'm just making fun of them.!
Alright Partner
Keep on bollin' baby
You know what time it is

Role the ball know
Ladies & gentlemen
Eat some craw fish
Keep on bollin' baby

roll in come out
pins up now pins down
Back up, Back up
Roll the ball down the lane now.
Breathe in now breathe out
pins up now pins down
back up back up
roll the ball all the way down now.

Keep bollin' bollin' bollin bollin'
Keep bollin' bollin' bollin bollin'
Come on!
Keep bollin' bollin' bollin' bollin'

Now I know ya'll be lovin' this sh*t right here
Noodle is right here
People in the houseDon't throw gutter balls
Cuz if you don't care get out of my hair
From a gutter ball right into a strike
Jolt into the fix for a limp noodle mix

So where the f***'s the ball
Punk, shut the F*** up
F*** them pins up
while we F*** this lane up

Throw your hands up


You wanna mess with limp noodle (yeah)
You can't mess with limp noodle (why)
Because we can't get it on (when)
Not every day, not every night.
see this platnim thing right here(uh huh0
well we're doin it all the time(what)
So you better get a boliin ball
And uh be there on time.(d'oh)

We got the game set
so don't complain yet
24/7,Always bollin' on a rainy day.
Old school bollersknock down some hot pins
Ball sh*t
Bounce in a mosh pit


Hey ladies
Hey feelas
& the people that just love bollin'
All the lovers
all the haters
& the people that call themselves bowlers
Hot mamas
pimp daddies
People with bowlin' caddies
Hey rockers
& the people that don't know how to bowl


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Total Votes: 1

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SpellChecker - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pardonme, but you misspelled Bizkit.
C. Pollman - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Ethan, good job!

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