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Song Parodies -> "IM Chat"

Original Song Title:

"Black Cat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"IM Chat"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

On the computer at night, popup from Unknown!
Your logging on to IM me
Hey, look I won!
You're just chatting about
Looking for fools
Oh this woman has come
To undress for you!

You have a webcam now!
Just more spam
So much coming through
system hangs
Web sites to enjoy!
Can't partake
Enjoy a bigger size!
Find your soul mate!

Still more spam
One about, fists!
New ways of living, like swapping wifes!
Sites of prime porn today, all gay!
and guess what, I won another prize!

IM chat, dim light
tired days, up all night
Camera on the desk
Typing another lie
Winamp plays a song
Are you doing wrong?
Careful what you type
or get caught in a lie

You got yourself a new toy
Searching for romance!
You'll do anything
If I'd just ask!

Dreamy, bigger size!
You plant the seed
Hoping all will follow
like lost little sheep

Watch me spread myself!
Take this survey!
Searching for love?
Come get your claim!
Offer only good today!
The Bizarre and Strange!
Makes no sense to me
Why people pay

Still more spam
One about, fists!
New ways of living, like swapping wifes!
Sites of prime porn today, all gay!
and guess what, I won another prize!

Another auto-reply

IM Chat
(IM chat - Still more spam)
Still more spam
One about, fists!
New ways of living, like swapping wifes!
Sites of prime porn today, all gay!
and guess what, I won another prize!

IM chat, dim light
tired days, up all night
Camera on the desk
Typing another lie
Winamp plays a song
Are you doing wrong?
Careful what you type
or get caught in a lie

(sign me up!)

IM chat, dim light
tired days, up all night
Camera on the desk
Typing another lie
Winamp plays a song
Are you doing wrong?
Careful what you type
or get caught in a lie

IM chat
Camera on the
Careful what you type
or get caught in a lie

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MIKE - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
DAVE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS 1 baby you know i do anything for you

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