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Song Parodies -> "Totally Burned My Pop-tart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Burned My Pop-tart"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit hungry and I press the lever down
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of waiting for the toaster's done sound
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the warranty's about to expire
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I see my eggos ignite
Burning now - brightly,
Across the room to pull the plug, I dart
Burning now - brightly,
Never should have taken it apart

My toast was way too light
I thought I would be clever
And now it's burning bright
Since I nudged the darkness lever
This toaster has never worked right
Did I do something wrong -
Why did have to buy this small appliance online
Kitchen's full of smoke and fire all of the time
I don't know what to do, toast is coming out too dark
Afraid to touch the power cord, it's giving off sparks -
Like something from Poltergeist
My toaster's gonna start a fire
My toaster's gonna start a fire

Once upon a time it was tasty an sweet
But now it's only crusty and charred
Nothing I can do
Totally burned my pop-tart
Once upon a time my breakfast smelled good
Now smells a bit like a fart
There's nothing I can do
Totally burned my pop-tart

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 37

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Jeff Reuben - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny song! Some (very) minor pacing things tripped me up in a couple parts, but if you actually sang it, you could make it work. 4-4-4
Phil Alexander - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Jeff... who l think forgot to add his vote ;-)
Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever idea! (Who _hasn't_ set a pop tart on fire at one time or another?)
Michael Pacholek - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Smokin'! Of course, plenty of pop tarts have been burned on this site: Britney, Christina, the Spice Chicks, Li'l Kim...
Rice Cube - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Overall the pacing seemed to be good, so I gave you straight 5's...not so much for the pacing but for making me laugh :-D
lebeiw15 - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
Billy Florio - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it!
sexy jelly bean - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it more !!!!!!!!! hehehehe
ssss - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
i like it
Arctic Alison - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This was absolutely hilarious. Excellent imagination, and phrasing.
Brittany - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
=D i thought this is was halarious!! i showed it to my friends and they cracked up! This song fits me b/c when i went to NC the toaster in our hotel room was broken and it burnt my poptart and the poptart burnt my finger!!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This sounds like something Homer Simpson would do! Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Despite the similarities to "Totally Blitzed on SweeTarts"... (Kidding, of course.) Good job. Fave bit: "when I see my Eggos ignite."
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Breakfast Parody

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