Song Parodies -> The Allergy Song
| Original Song Title: | "Why Does It Always Rain on Me?" |
| Original Performer: | Travis |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Allergy Song" |
| Parody Written by: | My name is Kenny |
I don't feel all right
I'll be up sneezin', wastin' Kleenex all night
I hate these watering eyes
I'm leavin' tissues everywhere in great big piles
Runny nose
Sneeze all day long
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til it's gone
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm feelin' buzzed and high off antihistamines
Why do I have these allergies
They're so bad it leaves me crawlin'
I can't avoid the pollen
I can't stand my health
I'm being ripped off by the pharmacy men
Sick of feeling helpless
And takin' useless medicine
Runny nose
Sneeze all day long
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til they're gone
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm gettin' buzzed and high off antihistamines
Why do I have these allergies
Ohhh, why won't these red eyes go?
They've got me feeling so...
So low...
I can't win this fight
I'm counting on my Nyquil to make things all right
It makes me want to cry
All I want is for these symptoms to go away sometimes
Runny nose
Ohhh, why won't it stop
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til I drop
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm sneeze and cough and everything that's in between
Why do I have these allergies
They're so bad it leaves me crawlin'
I can't avoid the pollen
Ohhh, why won't these red eyes go?
They've got me feeling so...
So low...
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm sneeze and cough and everything that's in between
Why do I have these allergies
I'll be achin' snifflin' sneezin'
That's why I hate this season
Oh, why does the pollen fly at me?
Oh, why won't they leave me alo-one?
I'll be up sneezin', wastin' Kleenex all night
I hate these watering eyes
I'm leavin' tissues everywhere in great big piles
Runny nose
Sneeze all day long
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til it's gone
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm feelin' buzzed and high off antihistamines
Why do I have these allergies
They're so bad it leaves me crawlin'
I can't avoid the pollen
I can't stand my health
I'm being ripped off by the pharmacy men
Sick of feeling helpless
And takin' useless medicine
Runny nose
Sneeze all day long
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til they're gone
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm gettin' buzzed and high off antihistamines
Why do I have these allergies
Ohhh, why won't these red eyes go?
They've got me feeling so...
So low...
I can't win this fight
I'm counting on my Nyquil to make things all right
It makes me want to cry
All I want is for these symptoms to go away sometimes
Runny nose
Ohhh, why won't it stop
I've got no choice but suffer, 'til I drop
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm sneeze and cough and everything that's in between
Why do I have these allergies
They're so bad it leaves me crawlin'
I can't avoid the pollen
Ohhh, why won't these red eyes go?
They've got me feeling so...
So low...
Why do I have these allergies?
I'm sneeze and cough and everything that's in between
Why do I have these allergies
I'll be achin' snifflin' sneezin'
That's why I hate this season
Oh, why does the pollen fly at me?
Oh, why won't they leave me alo-one?
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