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Song Parodies -> "Pour Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Me"

Original Performer:

Trick Pony

Parody Song Title:

"Pour Me"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

As sung by Ticked Kitty
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Ohhh... fill it up now!

I can't stand the stinkin' of my litterbox
I got no room to potty, in my pot
I don't gotta post for when I wanna scratch
You dang sure ain't tendin' to yer cat

I don't wanna live out in the cold
I don't wanna die here. It gets real old
Please feed me, man I'm dyin', kibble chunks'll do
There's so many things that I need you to do.

Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz I might not make it this time.

I need some toys!
(Instrumental break)

Well, you're my owner, it's sad but true
There's so many things that you never do
You never pet me or gimme a name
I'd love to get fed, ev'ry day you freakin' lame

I always knew you were a simple minded owner
But little did I know you were the king of all the stoners
You have all the things that a cat could need
The problem is you won't give 'em to me

Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine

Won't you fill it to the top, 'cos I might not make it this time.

MMmm... yum, yum, fill it to the top 'cos this cat is dyin' to dine.

Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny, not what I expected. And you don't see much Trick Pony on this site =)
Melhi - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! Glad to see someone else knows the song, I was a little worried I wouldn't get any ratings, at all, on this one.
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess I caught this one the first time around. Check out "Poop Scoop Boogie" if you like kitty country (shameless promotion of my song). I actually recorded that one as well, and if you listen closely, you can hear one of my cats singing backup during the instrumental.
Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You sure did, Jeff and you have no idea how thrilled I was to get that vote! I remember reading "Poop Scoop Boogie" and as I recall, I enjoyed it, very much. Hopefully, some folks who haven't seen it yet will click over via the latest comments. I could swear I've heard it, too... did you submit a recording or am I confusing wishful thinking for reality, again?
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, I did record that one. If you scroll through the recordings section here, or click on my website (www.ogterps.com), you'll find it.
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Considering I am your opponent on the March Madness thing, I thought I'd check out some of your other stuff. 3 cheers to country! Did a pretty nice job with an interesting song to parody. Good work.
Melhi - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike!
Jessica - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well...I'm actually gonna say exactly what you said before "I'm glad to know someone else knows this song" because I really am. Your timing is wonderful, and the lyrics are hilarious as well. *Just a fan
Melhi - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jessica! Glad to oblige! (Sorry I didn't see your comment sooner.)

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