Song Parodies -> Pour Me
| Original Song Title: | "Pour Me" |
| Original Performer: | Trick Pony |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pour Me" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
As sung by Ticked Kitty
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Ohhh... fill it up now!
I can't stand the stinkin' of my litterbox
I got no room to potty, in my pot
I don't gotta post for when I wanna scratch
You dang sure ain't tendin' to yer cat
I don't wanna live out in the cold
I don't wanna die here. It gets real old
Please feed me, man I'm dyin', kibble chunks'll do
There's so many things that I need you to do.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz I might not make it this time.
I need some toys!
(Instrumental break)
Well, you're my owner, it's sad but true
There's so many things that you never do
You never pet me or gimme a name
I'd love to get fed, ev'ry day you freakin' lame
I always knew you were a simple minded owner
But little did I know you were the king of all the stoners
You have all the things that a cat could need
The problem is you won't give 'em to me
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Won't you fill it to the top, 'cos I might not make it this time.
MMmm... yum, yum, fill it to the top 'cos this cat is dyin' to dine.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Ohhh... fill it up now!
I can't stand the stinkin' of my litterbox
I got no room to potty, in my pot
I don't gotta post for when I wanna scratch
You dang sure ain't tendin' to yer cat
I don't wanna live out in the cold
I don't wanna die here. It gets real old
Please feed me, man I'm dyin', kibble chunks'll do
There's so many things that I need you to do.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz I might not make it this time.
I need some toys!
(Instrumental break)
Well, you're my owner, it's sad but true
There's so many things that you never do
You never pet me or gimme a name
I'd love to get fed, ev'ry day you freakin' lame
I always knew you were a simple minded owner
But little did I know you were the king of all the stoners
You have all the things that a cat could need
The problem is you won't give 'em to me
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Won't you fill it to the top, 'cos I might not make it this time.
MMmm... yum, yum, fill it to the top 'cos this cat is dyin' to dine.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
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Very funny, not what I expected. And you don't see much Trick Pony on this site =)
Thanks Jeff! Glad to see someone else knows the song, I was a little worried I wouldn't get any ratings, at all, on this one.
Guess I caught this one the first time around. Check out "Poop Scoop Boogie" if you like kitty country (shameless promotion of my song). I actually recorded that one as well, and if you listen closely, you can hear one of my cats singing backup during the instrumental.
You sure did, Jeff and you have no idea how thrilled I was to get that vote! I remember reading "Poop Scoop Boogie" and as I recall, I enjoyed it, very much. Hopefully, some folks who haven't seen it yet will click over via the latest comments. I could swear I've heard it, too... did you submit a recording or am I confusing wishful thinking for reality, again?
Yes, I did record that one. If you scroll through the recordings section here, or click on my website (www.ogterps.com), you'll find it.
Considering I am your opponent on the March Madness thing, I thought I'd check out some of your other stuff. 3 cheers to country! Did a pretty nice job with an interesting song to parody. Good work.
Thanks Mike!
Well...I'm actually gonna say exactly what you said before "I'm glad to know someone else knows this song" because I really am. Your timing is wonderful, and the lyrics are hilarious as well. *Just a fan
Thanks Jessica! Glad to oblige! (Sorry I didn't see your comment sooner.)
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