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Song Parodies -> "Gaseous Pains"

Original Song Title:

"Foolish Games"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Gaseous Pains"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

We ate our Mexican food and later felt the pain,
We always eat stuff like that
I walked a little slow,
always could feel the gas building it was then I knew
You were always the thoughtless one,
with loud gas that stunk up the air,
you were rude and insensitive, but really never cared
You blew one from the doorway, and I started to pray
cause I knew it wouldn't get any better
Well in case you didn't hear my blow this,
In case you soon can't breathe,
This is my fart smelling around you,
This is me praying for a breeze.

These gaseous pains are building another fart
So your thought better be, running would be smart
you better get a start

You never would give me any kind of warning,
especially during sex, or watching a movie
Your stench is off the chart, I do speak the truth.
You call it an art as you'd squeak off small ones
when we were drinking at the bar

well excuse me, cause the beans you ate are something else,
something smells so rancid,
Something has died in yourself

These gaseous pains are building up, building up, building another fart
So your thought better be, running would be smart
you better get a start

We ate our Mexican food and later felt the pain,
We always eat stuff like that

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I somehow run into these fart parodies all the time, but I liked the smell of this one! Favorite line: "something has died in yourself"

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