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Song Parodies -> "The Clowns Will Stalk You"

Original Song Title:

"If Only She Knew"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"The Clowns Will Stalk You"

Parody Written by:

Steph

The Lyrics

I don't know where I am going
But I'm not gonna stay at home
Cuz ever since I went to the fair, well
I can't stand to be alone

I tried to avoid you after the petting zoo
You're stalking me and I'm afraid of you
Your smiling and your facepaint scare me
Cuz I know you kill...

Cuz I am on to you just like before
I know for sure
That your baton is a secret knife
The clowns will stalk you
Yeah, with pies, they'll kill you

I tried to run away
but I don't know if I will make it
Cuz the way you looked at me
Made me wonder if I would take it

I tried to avoid you after the petting zoo
You're stalking me and I'm afraid of you
Your smiling and your facepaint scare me
Cuz I know you kill...

Cuz I am on to you just like before
I know for sure
That your baton is a secret knife
The clowns will stalk you
Yeah, with pies, they'll kill you

I know you'll cream pie me and I'm filled with fear
So I'll just have to watch out
incase you do appear

I tried to avoid you after the petting zoo
You're stalking me and I'm afraid of you
Your smiling and your facepaint scare me
Cuz I know you kill...

Cuz I am on to you just like before
I know for sure
That your baton is a secret knife
The clowns will stalk you
Yeah, with pies, they'll kill you
And I will find a way
To prove that they
Kill, and the little small kids are right
Don't turn off your light!

Those clowns will kill you! Oh yeah!

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