Spent a good hour at my desktop
Slow downloads are drivin' me insane
Cannot leave now - files will a-bort
Love piratin' - know what I'm say'n'?

It's a long day - sittin' at the 'puter
There's a lineup waiting at KaZaa
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't allow uploads
Wanna share but it's taking too long

And I'm down, downloadin'
Yeah I'm down, downloadin'

Maybe vampires are messin' with my software
Don't know why the upload bar won't move
And all the rare songs I'm trying hard to access
It's illegal - I think is yet to prove

And I'm down, downloadin'
Yeah I'm down, downloadin'
downloadin', now I'm downloadin', now I'm
downloadin', now I'm downloadin'

I wanna glide thru' this difficulty
I wanna get to something more fun
But I don't dare open a Window
Gonna slow that file down to none

And I'm down, downloadin'
Yeah it's slow, slowloadin'