Song Parodies -> There's A Guy Works With Computers Swears He's A T
| Original Song Title: | "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's" |
| Original Performer: | Kirsty MacColl |
| Parody Song Title: | "There's A Guy Works With Computers Swears He's A T" |
| Parody Written by: | John Barnett |
This is a tribute to the alleged IT professionals who, quite simply, don't have a clue, and end up doing more harm than good.
Oh tech guy why'd you try and fix
Another evening just flew past last night
And now the daybreak's coming in
And I can't win and its not right
You tell me all you've done and seen
And all the PC's you have fixed without me
Well I don't really want to know
Cos I'll need to inspect them now
As your comp skills leave a lot to be desired
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
Oh techie you were so popular
You're the talker at our company ...
With garbage spouting from your mouth
But I spent time fixing machines you screwed
And now I'm fixing stuff alone
'Cause all you touched got more broke
And you didn't tell all
In the end you got the sack and
I can't help feeling that somehow
You don't mean anything you say at all
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
He's a liar and I'm not sure about you
Another evening just flew past last night
And now the daybreak's coming in
And I can't win and its not right
You tell me all you've done and seen
And all the PC's you have fixed without me
Well I don't really want to know
Cos I'll need to inspect them now
As your comp skills leave a lot to be desired
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
Oh techie you were so popular
You're the talker at our company ...
With garbage spouting from your mouth
But I spent time fixing machines you screwed
And now I'm fixing stuff alone
'Cause all you touched got more broke
And you didn't tell all
In the end you got the sack and
I can't help feeling that somehow
You don't mean anything you say at all
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
Just like you swore to me that you were too
There's a guy works with computers swears he's a tech
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
I said he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
He's a liar and I'm not sure about you
Copyright © 2003 John Barnett
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