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Song Parodies -> "Tighter (My pants)"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguilara

Parody Song Title:

"Tighter (My pants)"

Parody Written by:

ASCCUSA

The Lyrics

Look, sorry Christina and all her loyal fans, I like her music but her pants are truly too tight and her skirts really are too short...WAY too short. Hey, everybody who has the cd cover, remember that pic of her wearing that headband-of-a-mini-skirt? That's what this parody is all about--I didn't really need to see that! Seriously though, it's a pretty good song.
Well you thought you knew me
Thinkin that you could see
But you, you couldn't guess tried your best but oh yes
This is my new dress
All the times that I lied, you still wanted a ride
But your great ride just came with some flame cuz you know that you got me shamed
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think I stole this skirt, too
And uh uh oh no, you're right
Cuz if it wasn't for what I just tried to do I wouldn't know
Just how much I truly disgust you and you
So I wanna say boo hoo
And that
Makes me that much wronger
Makes me run a little bit farther
Bet you didn't ever think
That my pants could get tighter
Made me fall a little bit faster
Made me trip a little bit quicker
Bet you never would've known
That my pants would get tighter
Never saw it hemming, all of your bad sewing
Just so I would ask all of your friends a few things before I would get it changed
First my skirts were short now my pants are way too tight
I heard you making change to my skirt make it short right as I walked in the back door
After all of the nights and the lies at my shows and no more do I want long skirts no more
That's over
Cuz now you know about me smelling like a terd
I just learned right now how to be a ho-clown and be one step down
So I wanna say boo hoo
And it
Makes me that much wronger
Makes me run a little bit farther
Bet you didn't ever think
That my pants could get tighter
Made me fall a little bit faster
Made me trip a little bit quicker
Bet you never would've known
That my pants would get tighter
How could this be? I thought I knew
I would turn out perfect and cool
Could ony see the bad in you
I truly did not know the truth
I tried to hide my lies, disguise myself
Was living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You will stop me!
My pant's are tighter and I
Have skirts so short
You can see all my rear
So live in fear
Makes me that much wronger
Makes me run a little bit farther
Bet you didn't ever think
That my pants could get tighter
Made me fall a little bit faster
Made me trip a little bit quicker
Bet you never would've known
That my pants would get tighter
Makes me that much wronger
Makes me run a little bit farther
Bet you didn't ever think
That my pants could get tighter
Made me fall a little bit faster
Made me trip a little bit quicker
Bet you never would've known
That my pants would get tighter

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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christina aguilera - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody of my song; I gotta say, it was great. However, the third-to-last letter in my surname is E, not A.
Frankie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen dude.
Diana - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody. And to christina aguilera.. Are you really THAT Christina Aguilera? :)

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