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Song Parodies -> "Please Come to Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Please Come to Bed"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I'm going to bed, on a mattress with a big hole in it
It does hurt my back, but I can't afford a new bedroom set
The springs, popping outward, feel really bad
It sinks in the middle and I am not glad
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to fall asleep

I had to wake up, with acute back pain that is crippling me
Turned on the TV
Flipping through the ads at my liberty
Those damn infomercials, are forgettable
But I couldn't ignore those new mattress ads
So I'll try best that I can to fall asleep

Simmons and their Beautyrest came into my head
I saw the sheep from Serta, and here is what they said
They said please come to bed, please come to bed
please come to bed with us
please come to bed, please come to bed
please come to bed with us

A Posturpedic morning was promised by Sealy
I want a Craftamatic, to do a big wheelie
They said please come to bed, please come to bed
please come to bed with us
please come to bed, please come to bed
please come to bed with us
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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