We annihilated Saddam we are elated
Now let's bomb Damascus to bits
Bomb Syria, but not North Korea,
They simply don't matter anymore.
Dad told me...

Bomb like a man, much as you can
Bomb like a man, my son
On vic'try we'll surf, let's go bomb the earth
So bomb like a man, my son.

Now the earth's in pieces, the bombing just increases
Dying faster than 401(k)'s
Peaceniks are no more, we silenced them just for so
Now we can bomb Neptune away
So now we'll

Bomb like a man, fast as you can
Bomb like a man my son
Elections are no more, the Democrats are sore
So bomb like a man, my son.