Cut my bread into slices
Put in a piece of cheese
Some Butter
Some Bacon
Would you pass the ketchup please?

This is my big sandwich

crushed the nuts into pieces
I reached for the ham
we were out
no believing
Don't have the dosh to go buy some
homemade dough so I carry on kneading
bread together
rather tight
if I had some ham tonight
chances are that i might
but it is outta sight
and thinking about fish eyes

cuz I butter my bread
spread it in sauce
wish somebody would show me the time
chicken and lamb
2 cans of Spam
wish I was drinking some lemon and lime

never realized i was spreading too thin
till it was too late
and it seemed empty within
hungry
feeding on crisps
and beans in the tin
truck full of other food where do i begin
it all started when made it for my mother
tuna for myself
and jam for another
searching for the ham up on a higher level
finding nothing but a single revel

cuz I butter my bread
spread it in sauce
wish somebody would show me the time
chicken and lamb
2 cans of Spam
wish I was drinking some lemon and lime
everything is good
everything's fine
i'm running and I found it
I found it
I found it
I found it
I found it

i can' t believe it cos it is green

cut my wife into pieces
she through out the ham
suffocation
heart bleeding
I cant believe I'm resorting to duck
it hurts my tongue
it put up a good fight
If I used a knife tonight
chances are full percent
now the duck duck is outta sight
and i'm contemplating suicide

cuz I butter my bread
spread it in sauce
wish somebody would show me the time
chicken and lamb
2 cans of Spam
wish I was drinking some lemon and lime
nothing's alright
nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm dying

i can't go on living this way
can't go on
living this way
nothing's alright