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Song Parodies -> "Guy All The Fangirls Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy All The Fangirls Want"

Parody Written by:

Fang

The Lyrics

A parody about Trigun, my favorite anime.
9 o'clock, Tuesday night and I'm waitin',
To finally talk to a guy a little cooler than me.
His name is Vash, he's a gunman with an earring,
He is wanted, but I would not turn him in.

And when he walks,
All the townspeople start to run away,
But he never notices...

'Cause he shot Legato,
But he's a nice guy,
Dodges bullets all the time,
Hunted by his brother Knives,

It's like a crappy movie,
He's lookin' though me,
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Make me shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the fangirls want,
He's the guy all the fangirls want.

He met a priest who says his name is Wolfwood,
He promised Rem that he would never shoot anyone,
He says the whole world is made out of love and peace,
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he walks,
All the townspeople start to run away,
But he never notices...

Cause he shot Legato,
But he's a nice guy,
Dodges bullets all the time,
Hunted by his brother Knives,

He likes 'em really pretty,
They happen to be rich,
They mostly have a gun,
Does a bullet hurt him, man?

It's like a crappy movie,
He's lookin' though me,
If you were me, you'd be
Screaming 'Make him shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the guy all the fangirls want!

There he goes again,
A trenchcoat on, sunglasses on his face,
He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated,
All I did was see him half-naked!

Now I'm shooting targets,
Trying to be a pretty girl,
I'm just a fangirl,
Wanna hurt his brother Knives
I'm not that pretty,
And I'm not rich at all,
All I got's a cheap gun... cheap gun... cheap gun...

It's like a crappy movie,
He's lookin' though me,
If you were me, you'd be
Screamin' "Make him shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the fangirls want!

He's the guy all the fangirls want!

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