You say that nude singers are uncommon
It's really hard to find some
And I wish more would start
You'll say, "I'm not one really to fuss,
But this I want to discuss."
Yet I know you just want them all bare

And I said, "What about singers like Tiffany?"
She said, "I think I remember that girl,
And as I recall, I think, she appeared in Playboy."
And I said, "Yeah, that's the one issue I got."

I see you - As someone who always agreed
And never would I want to mislead
So I wrote this song
Don't ask how! Really, I'm not such an ogre,
But now that I'm much older
I admit I was never much a nun

And I said, "What about singers like Tiffany?"
She said, "I think I remember that girl,
And as I recall, I think, she appeared in Playboy."
And I said, "Yeah, that's the one issue I got."

You say that nude singers are uncommon
It's really hard to find some
And I wish more would start
You'll say, "I'm not one really to fuss,
But this I want to discuss."
Yet I know you just want them all bare

And I said, "What about singers like Tiffany?"
She said, "I think I remember that girl,
And as I recall, I think, she appeared in Playboy."
And I said, "Yeah, that's the one issue I got."

And I said, "What about singers like Tiffany?"
She said, "I think I remember that girl,
And as I recall, I think, she appeared in Playboy."
And I said, "Yeah, that's the one issue I got."

And I said, "What about singers like Tiffany?"
She said, "I think I remember that girl,
And as I recall, I think, she appeared in Playboy."
And I said, "Yeah, that's the one issue I got."