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Song Parodies -> "Tipsy Gramps Must Heave"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Tipsy Gramps Must Heave"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Hear he got off the wagon several hours ago
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
Plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud

Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound

Here comes Grandma and she's fit to be tied
Grabs Grampa's ear and she drags him inside
She's lookin mean like a rabid nun
You can hear him yelpin;
Grampa says Grandma's never any damn fun

Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound

The carpet is cool I guess but not the smell
Well I wish we had tile
Three hours later I will still be scrubbin
And I'm gonna be here for a while
Oh yeah I'm gonna be here for a while

Hear he got off the wagon several hours ago
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud

Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound

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Meriadoc - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
With this one you could almost beat Malcolm as 'King of the Sick Bodily Function parodies'! Keep up the good work! :-D
Chris H. - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL , that was so funny , my abdomen started hurting! All 5's baby!

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