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Song Parodies -> "Tipsy Gramps Must Heave"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Tipsy Gramps Must Heave"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Hear he got off the wagon several hours ago
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
Plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
Here comes Grandma and she's fit to be tied
Grabs Grampa's ear and she drags him inside
She's lookin mean like a rabid nun
You can hear him yelpin;
Grampa says Grandma's never any damn fun
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
The carpet is cool I guess but not the smell
Well I wish we had tile
Three hours later I will still be scrubbin
And I'm gonna be here for a while
Oh yeah I'm gonna be here for a while
Hear he got off the wagon several hours ago
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
Plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
Here comes Grandma and she's fit to be tied
Grabs Grampa's ear and she drags him inside
She's lookin mean like a rabid nun
You can hear him yelpin;
Grampa says Grandma's never any damn fun
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
The carpet is cool I guess but not the smell
Well I wish we had tile
Three hours later I will still be scrubbin
And I'm gonna be here for a while
Oh yeah I'm gonna be here for a while
Hear he got off the wagon several hours ago
Better clear out 'fore the geezer does blow
Grampa done something that he never should
Half a liter vodka;
plus a dozen bottles of longneck Bud
Tipsy Gramps must heave
Here it comes a-heapin on the ground it's time that
Tipsy Gramps must heave
And every time that his dinner comes around
It makes a funny sound
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With this one you could almost beat Malcolm as 'King of the Sick Bodily Function parodies'! Keep up the good work! :-D
LOL , that was so funny , my abdomen started hurting! All 5's baby!
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