-> "Combo #5"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo #5"
Parody Song Title:
"Combo #5"
Parody Written by:
Jimmy J.
The Lyrics
Excuse me, I suggest that you order Combo #5
One, two, three, four, five
everybody in the car, so hurry up,
let's ride to the fast food restaurant around the corner
The boys say they want some soda and fries
but I don't really wanna
Big Mac like I had last week
I must stay cheap cause food is cheap
I like onions, tomatoes, pickles and ketchup
and as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
to me eating is just like a sport
It's all good let me dump it
please set in the trumpet
A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man
Jump up and down
and move it all around
shake your soda to the sound
put your hands on the ground
Take one bite left
and one bite right
one to the front and one to the side
Order the food once
then order the food twice
and if it tastes like this
your doing it right
A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man
Trumpet, the Trumpet
Combo #5
yum, yum, yum
A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man
I'd do it all
to order a combination like this
cuz it can't run
and it can't hide
You and me gonna eat the sky
Combo #5
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