Song Parodies -> I Gotta Pee
| Original Song Title: | "Pardon Me" |
| Original Performer: | Incubus |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Gotta Pee" |
| Parody Written by: | Thomas Huang |
(My bladder's gonna burst) TIMES TWO
A minute ago
I never thought I would see
my cotton khaki
stained with stinky lukewarm pee
I couldn't guess when it'd come now I'm sorry
embarrassing state of virtual insanity
I drank too much beer
now I gotta pee and
I've had all I could take and it's been seventeen
hours and now I definitely have to pee
Chorus:
So I gotta pee cuz my, bladder's lame
can't hold it internal
so I'll hold it in my Hanes
so I gotta pee even though it burns the urine's causing pain
I gotta pee gotta pee
Now there's a wet stain
Pee started to flow
I had a look saw a mini-brook
and I saw with my own eyes totally soaked cotton khaki
I said this isn't great
cuz where am I supposed to find a new pair of pants
to change into
and removed the
stench of this curse
by totally getting clean
and spraying expensive cologne on me
but smelling so much differently...oh...
CHORUS
(Don't feel any shame yea)
I gotta pee cuz my, bladder's lame
I gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee
CHORUS
Gotta pee (now bout this wet stain yea)
A minute ago
I never thought I would see
my cotton khaki
stained with stinky lukewarm pee
I couldn't guess when it'd come now I'm sorry
embarrassing state of virtual insanity
I drank too much beer
now I gotta pee and
I've had all I could take and it's been seventeen
hours and now I definitely have to pee
Chorus:
So I gotta pee cuz my, bladder's lame
can't hold it internal
so I'll hold it in my Hanes
so I gotta pee even though it burns the urine's causing pain
I gotta pee gotta pee
Now there's a wet stain
Pee started to flow
I had a look saw a mini-brook
and I saw with my own eyes totally soaked cotton khaki
I said this isn't great
cuz where am I supposed to find a new pair of pants
to change into
and removed the
stench of this curse
by totally getting clean
and spraying expensive cologne on me
but smelling so much differently...oh...
CHORUS
(Don't feel any shame yea)
I gotta pee cuz my, bladder's lame
I gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee
CHORUS
Gotta pee (now bout this wet stain yea)
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